Everyone wakes up from their small experiance of being knocked out by Josh.

Josh: ooh! I feel like I was hit by a lead pipe!

Darian: Dumbass! You were hit by a lead pipe!

Brittany: I outta kick your ass for doing that!

John: Where am I?

Darian: The park you fucking moron!

Brittany: Where the hell is Josh?

Meanwhile... Josh is talking to a bunny rabbit.

Josh: Hello Mr.Bunny! Whats your name?

Bunny: Squeak!

Josh: Bunny? My names Josh!

Bunny: Squeak! Squeak!

Josh: wanna be my pet?

Bunny: Squeak!

Brittany: What the...

Josh: Its my new pet!

Darian: Whatever.

John: Hey! Look at that!

A huge black hole comes from no where.

Sparky the dog flys out of it.

Sparky: Ruff!

Brittany: Stupid damn dog!

Sparky: Grrrr!

Bunny: Grrrr!

Bunny attacks sparky, then pisses on his face.

Bunny: Squeak!

Bunny jumps into Joshs arms.

John: Help!

Everyone is sucked into the black hole, except for Sparky.

They appear on the planet Zi from the tv show Zoids chaotic century.

Josh: Hey look! Its Van! And hes... Digging down... Irvines... pants...

Darian: aww! man! Sick!

Van: Whyd you interupt my fun?

Irvine: Yeah!

John: ewwww!

Josh: You guys are nasty!

Van: what? your not gay?

Darian: Hell no!

John: Are you sure Darian?

Josh: Haha!

Darian: Nooo! Im straight damnit!

Josh: Are you saying that you dont like being straight?

Darian: Not this shit again! Shut up! Im straight!

Bunny: Squeak!

(Bunny laughs in bunny language.)

Brittany: ewww! guys! Look!

Josh, John, and Darian look toward the way that Brittany is pointing.

John: Nice!

Josh: I never thought Moonbay and Fiona could do that!

Darian: They werent lesbians on TV!

Brittany: You guys got problems!

Moonbay: Ohhh! Yeah!

Fiona: Touch me!

Moonbay: Ohh!

Brittany: >< STOP EVERYTHING!

Moonbay, Fiona, Irvine, and Van stop doing unexplainable things.

Josh: Hey! Whyd you do that?

Brittany: Since these people have gay problems, we need to make them straight. Josh and Darian, you help Irvine and Van!

Darian: But we wanna help Fiona and-

Brittany:I dont fucking care! Me and John will help these nasty girls. See you guys later!

Brittany and John walk away with Moonbay and Fiona.

Josh: Hmmmm... How do you make a guy straight?

Darian: No idea...

Bunny: Squeak!

Josh: Get your hands out of Irvines pant Van!

Van: Aww! But I dont want to!

Josh: Good god! Are there any guns around here?!?!?!

Darian: Damnit! No guns!

Rabbit: Squeak! Squeak!

Josh: Stop touching Irvine like that!

Van: NO!

Irvine: Ohhh! Ooooh!

Josh: Maybe Harry Potter could help...

Harry: No problem! At your service!

Darian: Dont you know hes gay too?

Josh: Shit!

Harry: Great scott! Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Harry looks at Darian.

Darian slowly backs away.

Darian: Uh... oh!

Harry jumps on Darian.

Darian: Ahhh! Get off!

Josh: Wheres my lead pipe?

Bunny pulls out an unbreakable steel carrot and smacks Harry in the head with it. Then he pisses on his face.

Bunny: Grrr!

Darian: Good rabbit!

Bunny: Squeak!

Josh: Ok! Van! Keep your hands out of Irvines pants! And Irvine, you stop enjoying it!

Van: Fuck you!

Darian: I got an idea!

Darian pulls out some duct tape and straps Van down to a big rock.

Van: Is this some kind of new sex game?

Josh: Uhg!

Darian straps Irvine down to another rock that is about 10 feet away.

Darian: ok! Now Bunny, go beat them with your steel carrot until their straight!

Bunny: Squeak! Squeakidy Squeak Squeak!

Bunny pulls out his carrot and starts to hit Van and Irvine.

Josh: What do we do now?

Darian: wait till these fuckers are straight.

John and Brittany stand behind a big rock planning what to do while Moonbay and Fiona are doing... well... stuff.

John: Got gun?

Brittany: Shut up!

John: I need some kind of weapon!

Brittany: Violence is not the answer!

John pulls out a big stainless steel kitchen sink.

John: It is now!

John hops over the rock and smacks Moonbay and Fiona in the head with the sink. Moonbay falls to the ground half naked.

Brittany: Oh well!

Brittany pulls out a nail gun and nails Fiona to a rock.

John: Damn! I was so sick of these fucking lesbians!

Brittany: Hey look! I found a Tommy Gun!

Brittany loads it and holds down the trigger.

Bang! Bloosh! Bang! Bang!

Moonbay and Fiona were shot 5 times in the head.

Brittany: Fuck you bitches!

John: Whore slut bitches! oh yeah... Manbeasts!

Brittany: Lets go find Josh!

Brittany and Johnathan end up where Josh and Darian are.

Josh: Bunny! Thats enough beating!

Darian: Uh oh! Van is breaking out!

Van breaks out of the tape and digs down Irvines pants.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Brittany shoots them 5 times.

John: I hate gays! Fuckin freaks!

Josh: Cool!

Darian: Fuck this! Im stealing their zoids to go home!

Everyone climbs into a zoid and flys back to their home planet.

Bloosh! Bloosh!

Darian: John! Stop shooting the playground!

John: No!

Brittany: Im going home to watch tv!

Josh: Damn straight!

Darian: Me three!

John: Damn! I hate being fourth!